* AN ADDENDUM *
A chicago.metblogs reader made me realize that I forgot a very important point in yesterday's blog. So here it is:

To the people who like to talk on their cell phones while driving:
GET OFF YOUR FRIGGING PHONE. And while you're at it, you may as well get off the road, too, because YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

Here's a little disclaimer. I have, in the past, answered my cell phone while in my car, but I'm in a twelve-step program for it. Also, I've actually yelled at people who called me when I found out they were in their car. Why? Because I'm a HYPOCRITE.

I've never claimed otherwise. Except for that time when I claimed I wasn't a hypocrite.

On a side note, I also hate people who type in all caps. See? Hypocrisy.

Listening to: White Stripes, Sex Pistols. I admit, I just opened up iTunes and let it pick two random songs so I could have something to put here. Because I'm lame. I probably even talk on my cell phone while driving.
In my sink: Oh my. Uhhh, 2 plates, a cup, a bowl, 2 spoons, a fork, a pot, a lid, a colander, an apple slicer, and a butter dish. That's right, people, I actually cooked last night. Even if it was only spaghetti.