I hate when employers ask you to name your weaknesses. I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES YOU FOOL I'M PERFECT. At least have the decency to bring me in for an interview so I can laugh in your face when you ask. If I had a weakness it would be that I can't deal with a person like YOU who asks questions like that.

Here's my resume.

Thanks for considering. Looking forward to not hearing from you soon.

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