For years, telling people how to find this website was a huge challenge. Apparently my name is difficult to spell or something. I had to resort to telling everyone to search for "tom south north chicago idiot canada." For some reason it's the first result.^*

Well no longer. This afternoon I found out southofnorth.com and southofnorth.net recently expired, so I bought them both. Go ahead, click on those links. It brings you right back here. There's no escape.

Now I have to reprint all my business cards.

^*No it's not.